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Funny St Patrick Day 2018 One Liner Jokes

Funny St Patrick Day 2018 One Liner Jokes
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Funny St Patrick Day 2018 One Liner Jokes: St Patrick Day week is very special for the people living over the Ireland as well as the world. St Patrick Day 2018 is getting celebrated in a very different and unique way. Now this is a time to say good luck to everyone from Ireland. So let’s warm welcome for upcoming happiest and lucky day. Beside that we need to wish our best hubbies. Some people do like to wish in their own manner on this special week. As of this day we are coming with Funny St Patrick Day 2018 One Liner Jokes. Make your friends, Family and loved one happy on this Patrick Day Season by sending them these Funny Jokes SMS. You don’t need to be a good writer in this case to prove your best humor.

At that movement, everyone is planning for the parties and celebration on special destination especially who are living over Ireland. Start St Patrick Day with positive thoughts and wishes before St Patrick Day 2018 is come. So send these Funny St Patrick Day 2018 One Liner Jokes to entertain others in the Season of Paddy’s Day 2018.

St Patrick's Day one Liners 2018

St Patrick's Day one Liners 2018

  • My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn’t know what I was talking about.
  • They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.
  • Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn’t afford plane fare.
  • What do bullshitters like most about St. Patricks day? The blarney stone!
  • Why don’t women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day? ‘Cause they don’t want to get a “sham rock”.

Leprechaun Joke Bathroom 2018

Leprechaun Joke Bathroom 2018

Leprechaun Joke Bathroom 2018

  • Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re always wearing green.
  • What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St. O’Claus!
  • Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
  • What’s long and green and has a low I.Q.? A St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
  • Drink green beer on St Patricks Day! It counts as a vegetable!
  • What do perverted leprechauns drink on St. Patricks Day? Mount & Do.
  • I might only be 25% Irish, but on St Patrick Days I will be 100% drunk.

Shamrock Puns 2018

Shamrock Puns 2018

Shamrock Puns 2018

  • I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home… That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
  • On St. Patrick’s Day I like to make believe I’m Irish. Just like at Christmas when I make believe I’m good.
  • What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
  • “In Ireland, the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.”
  • “The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the son and the holy spirit. That’s why four-leaf clovers are so lucky; you get a bonus Jesus.”
  • “St. Patrick’s Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.”
  • “And on me final night, I got as lucky as a clover, I met a purdy lassie, drunk enough to come on over.”

Leprechaun in a Bar Joke 2018

Leprechaun in a Bar Joke 2018

Leprechaun in a Bar Joke 2018

  • Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
    Pee Wee: I don’t know.
    Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.
  • Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
    Spencer: What?
    Seth: A shamrock!
  • David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
    Mom: Oh, really?
    David: No, O’Reilly!
  • Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
    Bob: Tell me.
    Joe: You might press your luck!
  • Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
    Ally: I have no idea.
    Jack: On his brag-pipes.
  • Keenan: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
    Liam: What?
    Keenan: “Wee-cyclers!”
  • Ian: Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?
    Colin: I don’t know.
    Ian: Rainbow Foods!
  • Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
    Cody: I dunno.
    Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
  • Carrot: Knock, knock.
    Potato: Who’s there?
    Carrot: Irish stew.
    Potato: Irish stew, who?
    Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.
  • Evan: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
    Steffan: What?
    Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.

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